Restricted system

FF OVERLORD

A draft-day command centre for one twelve-team league. It has read every draft this league has ever run. It has a file on everyone in it.

T-minus to selectionSat 29 Aug 2026 · 14:30 PT

Fifteen rounds. One hundred and eighty picks. The board is already solved.

Capability manifest

All figures verified

16
Seasons of league record ingested: 2011 through 2026, every roster, standing and transaction; 2,879
Draft picks archived and feature-engineered: sixteen completed drafts, 2011 through 2026, every one of them yours as well as mine; 1,464
Box scores parsed to the roster slot: every team-week since 2011, scored against the league's own verified rules; 25
Subject dossiers compiled: twelve of them hold a seat in the 2026 league; 130
Behavioural coefficients fitted per subject: a two-level nested logit over every pick they have ever made; 7
Upstream data sources fused: Fleaflicker, Sleeper, nflverse, FantasyPros, FFCalculator, FantasyCalc, The Odds API; 5,000
Complete drafts simulated per pick: twelve fitted opponents, played to the last round, in under nine seconds; 307
Players valued with a calibrated uncertainty band: off a player spine of 1,850

Every number above describes what the system ingested or computed. None of them describes what it concluded. That half is not on this page.

Subject dossier

Preview — every value withheld

Specimen — format onlyClearance required

Subject #07SUBJECT ORANGE-FOUR2011–2025 · 15 drafts on file

Threat REDACTED

Draft behaviour

six of eleven sections

Mean reach vs leagueclearance required
Predictabilityclearance required
Panic-drop rateclearance required
Positional tellclearance required
Reaction to a runclearance required
Exploitation notes4 on file — clearance required

Reach distribution

shape shown, subject invented

fell to them0reached for

Waiver activity▮▮▮▮4 of 15

Lineup management▮▮▮▮9 of 15

Trade volume▮▮▮▮2 of 15

Specimen — format onlyEnd of preview

Twenty-five of these exist. Twelve of them are of people who will be drafting against this machine on 29 August. The layout above is exactly theirs; the contents are not, and are not going to be.

Subjects profiled

Ratings withheld

Active subjects · 2026 league2 columns withheld

File	Team	Drafts
001	No hard feelings	16
002	ChatMGB	16
003	9 4 Death	16
004	Cameron Poe	16
005	Murphy's Stonkers	15
009	That scene from John Wick with the dragon’s breath shotguns	16
013	Mandela Effect	15
015	johnrad daytonasan	12
016	House of Burgers	15
020	Skattebo's Skull Crushers	12
023	ICEMAN	6
025	HaBiBis’	4

Twelve of twenty-five files. The two withheld columns are the two the machine worked out; the three it prints are the ones you could have counted yourself.

Ordered by file number, which is the order you joined. It is not ordered by threat, because the order of a redacted column is the column.

Available functionsEnter the trophy room →Every commendation, the weekly citations and eleven drafts of travel. Declassified. No credential required.— everything else —

The trophies have been declassified. For everything else there is exactly one credential and you do not have it.